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  Praise for Juggling

  ‘All her books are absolutely brilliant’

  Mary Wesley

  ‘The plot is dense and delicious and every change of partners has a quirky logic . . . ravishing’

  Penny Perrick, Sunday Times

  ‘Prepare to be dazzled’

  She

  ‘She is simply dynamite . . . There are no apparent bounds to Trapido’s skill, her inventiveness and her knowledge of the endlessly surprising and devious ways in which people deal with each other’

  Philip Hensher, Guardian

  ‘A beautifully choreographed study of the way destinies shudder under quirks of circumstance and personality’

  Sheena Meredith, Good Book Guide

  ‘Full of sharp, humorous insights and sexual shenanigans’

  Peter Guttridge, Independent

  ‘A brilliant performance . . . a magically enjoyable book’

  Anne Chisholm, Spectator

  Contents

  Part One: Lying Down and Standing Up

  Pam, Christina and the Nearly Father. Intersecting Circles

  Jago, Peter and the Dog Star. The Lost Boys

  Part Two: Leaning Forward

  The Fat Priest, the Nice Young Man and the Beautiful Dark Boy

  The Stolen Boy and the Idea of the Objective Correlative

  Part Three: Tumbling

  The Groupies, the Smart-Arse and the Werewolf

  The Ghouls, the Beata Beatrix and the Sister-Sprite

  The Floating Boy and the Falling Star

  The Gynae Bloke and the Hell Hound

  Part Four: Balancing

  Judith and Dulcie. Late and Early Perpendicular

  Sir Andrew Aguecheek and the Lure of Logic Lane

  Hugo Campbell Recumbent. The Green Man by Water

  Mixing Matching Dragging Fagging

  The Green Man sur l’Herbe

  The Scarlet Woman, the Green Rabbit and the Very Telling Cranium

  Part Five: Landing

  Set Notation and the Holy Trinity

  Air and Angels. Serious Syrius and the Marvellous Boy

  Twins, Siblings and Shadow Theatre

  Insects and Oedipus

  Orphans, Jugglers and Tall Hats

  Epilogue; or, What You Will

  A Note on the Author

  Also Available by Barbara Trapido

  Part One

  Lying Down and Standing Up

  Pam, Christina and the Nearly Father.

  Intersecting Circles

  When Christina was six, she went with her father to a museum. They stood for many minutes before a frieze depicting the Battle of the Greeks and the Amazons. The Greeks were all men and the Amazons were all women but Christina got it wrong. Since she had only recently learnt how to read, she thought that Amazon said ‘Amazin’. It was perfectly obvious to her that the men were all amazing. The lines of their ranked bodies, veering just slightly from the perpendicular, made an impressive dense rhythm, something like tall, italic handwriting. The women were all lying on the ground. Their faces passive, their bodies displaying too much rounded curve for any such angular geometry, they lay listing elegantly from the horizontal in defeat. Heads thrown back, draped torsos arched, their recumbent bodies made a pliant counterpoint to the men.

  ‘Who are the Amazins?’ Christina said.

  ‘The Amazons,’ her father said. ‘They were a race of mythical female warriors. They fought the Greeks in the streets of Athens. But Theseus defeated them.’

  ‘Female?’ Christina said. ‘But they weren’t female?’

  ‘Sure,’ he said. ‘They cut off their right breasts in order to bear arms more effectively.’

  ‘They didn’t!’ Christina said.

  ‘The Greeks said they did,’ her father said.

  Christina paused. Then she giggled. She considered that, as usual, he was teasing her, but what he said reminded her of her paternal grandmother, who didn’t like to wear her seat-belt because it got in the way of her breasts. She had bought a T-shirt once in Naples with a fake seat-belt printed across it that was intended to outwit the traffic police, but unfortunately she didn’t wear T-shirts much, precisely because she felt that her breasts were too big.

  Christina stared at the recumbent Amazons. ‘But what if they had twins?’ she said. ‘How could they feed both the babies?’

  Her father laughed. ‘I guess they weren’t particularly maternal,’ he said. The remark contained an unstated corollary which Christina clearly understood. Well, of course not – women like that – fighting in the street. ‘Ice-cream, Chrissie?’ he said.

  ‘Maybe,’ Christina said, not wishing to yield to him too readily, because her father, like the Greeks, was emphatically perpendicular, so that even there, in the museum, he seemed to her closer to the ceiling than to the floor. It brought to mind all those occasions on which she lost her temper with him and flew at him, fists drumming against his legs. He was always able to behave as if a little ant was tickling his knees. She marvelled that her sister Pam managed never to get so angry with him. How not?

  ‘Chrissie?’ he said. ‘Ice-cream. Yes or no?’

  Christina’s mind ran along a rainbow line of frozen tubs. Pistachio, tequila, Dutch chocolate, banana, maple, strawberry, mint . . .

  ‘I don’t mind,’ she said. ‘Wouldn’t you like an ice-cream?’

  Her father knew this game of hers too well. ‘Come on,’ he said and he took her hand as they directed their steps towards the café.

  Once she had succumbed to him, she struggled towards realignment. ‘Papa,’ she said, ‘Pam isn’t having an ice-cream, is she? It’s only you and me.’

  ‘Pam isn’t here,’ he said firmly. ‘If she were, she’d be having one too.’

  Pam and Christina were sisters. Pam was tall and black-haired with heavy dark brows and olive skin. Christina was small and fair. Since they were uncommonly different to look at and uncommonly close in age, people took them for best friends rather than sisters. And best friends, in the main, they were. Yes and no. There were problems, of course. Unstated problems. The girls never quarrelled, because it was not possible to quarrel with Pam whose sweetness neutralized discord. This was part of the problem.

  Pam was adopted, but Christina was the natural-born child. No secret had ever been made of Pam’s origins and the girls could see themselves in their parents’ wedding photographs, in which Pam featured as a six-month-old baby, in Swiss cotton smock and buttoned kid baby shoes, while Christina was no more than a large bulge under the bias-cut satin of her mother’s beautiful creamy dress. Their parents were called Alice and Joe. Alice was English while Joe was Italian-American.

  Joe had chosen the dress which, in keeping with his extravagant celebratory nature, had been cut to reveal rather than obscure the fact of Alice’s pregnancy. It caressed the undulation of her abdominal profile, giving it the look of a pale indolent sand dune tilted on its side. Alice was not in the least interested in clothes, so that, left to herself, as Joe had remarked to the girls, she would have married him in her sneakers and her sweatshirt.

  He was much older than she. ‘I was a child bride,’ Alice would sometimes say, laughing, when people commented upon her youthful appearance in relation to the two little girls. She had more than once been mistaken for her own children’s au pair.

  * * *

  Christina possessed a second confirmation of her status as the natural child of her parents. This had to do with a small birth defect on the lobe of her left ear – something to which Christina had always referred as her ‘Born Lump’. It was not much bigger than a mosquito bite, but evidence of it lay in a sheaf of birth photographs. Since Joe had taken so many of these, including some of her actually getting born, it was inevitable that the Born Lump
was frequently apparent, glowing pinkly from her brand-new left lobe.

  Sometimes, in her earliest years, Christina was wont to parade the birth process as a form of one-upmanship in front of her sister and, on these occasions, she would dive up her mother’s skirt and issue Alice imperiously with her lines, her voice coming muffled through the cloth.

  ‘Now you must say, “Whoops, I had better lie down, because my baby is going to be born.” ’

  ‘Whoops,’ Alice would say, obligingly. ‘Gosh, Pam! I had really better lie down because my beautiful, adorable little baby is about to get born.’

  Alice was always obliging. When Christina looked back on those infant days, she remembered her mother as being always in rosy mood. She was sweet-faced, blonde, and smiling. There was no sign as yet of the sarcastic edge. That came some years later. Right then she was so much enchanted by Joe that everyday life was like dancing. It was as though some superior force had come along and seized the reins of her life. Joe had appeared like a whirlwind and in doing so had blown away all her priorities – including, right then, a terrible and protracted grief. She had been grieving for the loss of her dearest friend – a girlfriend, Jem McCrail – and nobody else had managed to make any dent in her affections.

  Then, almost at once, there was not only Joe, but the two little girls, so ridiculously close together in age. They were like a delightful new hobby; an entertaining extra – especially as Joe had immediately employed dear Elisabeth to help her with all the hard work.

  She behaved as though her life were a new kind of game. It had changed so suddenly that the novelty was still very much with her. One minute she had been a university student in England, an English girl, saving ten-pence pieces for the electricity meter and living on toast and Nescafé, and the next minute she was on Riverside Drive with Joe. One minute she had been wrapped in loss and struggling dutifully to feel something – something ‘normal’ – for both, or either, of the nice but irrelevant young men who sued insistently for her affections but for whom she cared, curiously, nothing. And in the next, Joe had appeared – all-star chef, bookman, lover and hound of hell – and had hijacked her whole existence.

  It was a passion that at first both repelled and seduced her. She remembered once, early on, that she had watched, appalled, as he had taken a knife to a live lobster and had baked it, spliced open, its tail still feebly flicking, and thereafter had pounded its flesh into a sauce for her spaghetti.

  ‘I want you to promise,’ she said, ‘never ever to do that again.’ But his effectiveness, she realized even then, was all bound up with his genius for excess.

  The apartment where they lived on the Upper West Side had pre-dated Alice’s arrival but it delighted her along with everything else. She joked that it looked as though Bernini had worked on it as an interior design consultant. It gave off an overriding impression of tapestry and triptych and dark, ornate wood. A gilded Umbrian crucifix hung over her head in the bedroom and two fluttery stucco angels played block-flutes on the opposite wall. It was all a very far cry from her parents’ determinedly secular and somewhat minimalist domicile in Surrey.

  In consequence, Alice walked on air. This made for an exciting, if curiously intense domestic medium for the girls – more exciting than that in which other children were contained; the children whom Pam and Christina visited, whose mothers merely grumbled their ordinary suburban grumbles and yelled out their ordinary frustrations at the ends of long ordinary afternoons with perfectly ordinary children.

  ‘I was not put on this earth to pick up your filthy wet clothes, Maria. Get back in that bathroom this minute!’

  Sometimes, especially on their summer visits to England to stay with Alice’s mother, whom they knew as Granny P, Pam and Christina had encountered people – ordinary people in shops or in trains – whose grudge vocabulary astonished them with its miserly unfamiliarity.

  ‘I wants, never gets.’ ‘Just for that you’ll ’ave no sweets till Friday, Jason.’ Once, in their grandmother’s local bakery, where they had gone to buy Pam a birthday cake, the sales person had said, ‘And what are you having for your birthday, then?’ And because Pam had been too shy to come forth with any answer, he had volunteered, ‘Too much and that’s for sure. Kids nowadays!’

  So life for the girls had a great deal going for it. The spirit of it was expansive. By most people’s standards it was like Christmas every day. But something in the air of it made Christina prickly. There was something that gave her an edge.

  ‘You don’t say “beautiful, adorable little baby”,’ she corrected sharply, still from inside Alice’s skirt as she played at getting born. ‘You say “I wonder if she’ll get born with that Born Lump on her ear?” ’

  Pam did not have a Born Lump, nor did she play the getting-born game, because she had not got born that way. The truth of the matter, as Christina perceived it, was that Pam’s origins were infinitely more exciting. Pam had been plucked from the body of her dying mother some weeks before full term. Joe had explained to the girls that the very same operation had been employed by the ancient Persians and also that it had been used at the birth of Julius Caesar. Christina knew that, as Pam’s mother lay dying, Pam had been lifted out and saved.

  The effect of this had been to leave her feeling upstaged. She knew not only that Pam’s mother had been a most dashing and brilliant creature, a young woman of great promise, who had been Alice’s most adored, most dazzling and clever schoolfriend, but also that – because of their quite separate links with her – Pam’s birth had brought her parents together. Without Pam they would never have met but, as it was, they had converged on the body of Pam’s dying mother: Alice because she had been alerted by a heart-rending letter and Joe because he was the publisher of the dying woman’s first novel.

  Christina knew that, on first meeting, her parents had detested each other and had fought and quarrelled terribly – over the baby and everything else. For her, all reference to this phase of their acquaintance had got bound up with Joe’s bedtime readings of A Midsummer Night’s Dream from Lamb’s Tales from Shakespeare. She knew that the fairy king and queen had fought and quarrelled bitterly over the beautiful dark boy and that the king had put a spell in Titania’s eyes. And she knew that afterwards they had lain in a fairy bower in a dream that was always midsummer.

  Sometimes the girls persuaded their mother to tell it them in place of a bedtime story. Alice would get a bit shy as she did so and make pretty, sideways eyes. Her voice was always full of laughter.

  ‘Well,’ she said, ‘I thought your Papa was the most unpleasant man I’d ever met. I hated him with a passion.’ She then explained how grossly unpleasant he had seemed to her at first; how pushy and manipulating. ‘And I also hated his looks,’ she said. ‘But I was wrong, of course.’ She described how he had come along, one day in late summer, bearing gifts and flowers, and had taken her on a picnic and had fed her in the New Forest near to her parents’ home.

  ‘The most delicious, mouth-watering food,’ she said. ‘And he’d cooked it all specially.’

  ‘And then?’ Christina said.

  ‘Well,’ Alice said, ‘the next thing I knew, I was in love with him. He was the only person I’d ever met who was as dazzling as Pam’s lovely mother. Suddenly I knew that I loved him more than anyone else in the world.’

  ‘Except for Pam,’ said Christina contentiously.

  ‘Oh, of course,’ Alice said, patting their quilts. ‘Except for Pam.’

  ‘He must have had a spell, Mama,’ Christina said.

  ‘Probably,’ Alice said and she laughed.

  ‘What did you have to eat?’ the girls asked her, though they knew the answer already. Christina none the less liked to envisage ripe, oozing melons and buttered toast dripping from trees with gnarled human fingers.

  ‘Squid,’ Alice said. ‘And the pancreas of calves.’

  The girls screamed with laughter and squirmed under their quilts.

  ‘Urgh!’ they said. ‘Yuk
. Blergh. Squid! Not squiiid!’

  Alice kissed the girls goodnight. Then she walked to the door and switched off the light.

  ‘But you shouldn’t have had squid,’ Christina said severely. ‘You should have had Kentucky Fried Chicken.’

  Her mother blew her a kiss. ‘Another time,’ she said.

  Christina blinked in the dark. Another time? But how could there possibly, ever, be another time? Perhaps it was then that some curious urge to preserve herself from the pull of that seductive, eat-me-drink-me texture, that extravagant, indulgent cradle – there on the seventh floor above Riverside Drive – took hold and stayed with Christina and became a part of her being. She had no awareness of its settling there within her, and she never really understood it. But among its other manifestations, it caused her to give up eating meat.

  * * *

  It seemed to Christina that her sister was a fairy child, a part of the fairy dust, while she herself lived in the fall-out. There was something disturbing to her about Pam’s role in her parents’ affairs. Things were the wrong way round. It did not seem appropriate for Pam to have preceded her parents’ coming together like that. There was something troubling about the chronology. It was somewhat analogous to that which troubled her about the chronology of God and His Blessed Mother.

  Christina could not easily accommodate the idea that God had come before His Mother; that He should have planned for her to be His Mother from before the world began. How could anyone, she thought, even God, have come before his own mother?

  Mrs del Nevo was the first person to label Christina a ‘sceptic’. She added, to sweeten the pill, that Our Lord had a special role for sceptics and she pointed to the example of Doubting Thomas. Mrs del Nevo withdrew the children from the Mass every Sunday after the Gospel reading and gave out pictures for them to colour. While these were usually of biblical personages, one Sunday Mrs del Nevo had given out a pattern, drawn with compasses and made up of three intersecting circles. It represented the Trinity, she said, and the bit at the centre, where all three circles overlapped, had to do with God as Three and God as One. She had allowed Pam to use her special gold fibre pen to colour this important central area, because Pam could always be relied upon to be so careful and neat.